Hello my #dears! I have not #blogged in a #while, for I have been #doing #things! Like writing a #book! #soblessed

So, to borrow from my #friend @PrincessMcDowell, let’s do “several statuses at once” and try to catch up.

  1. Autograph Penis: An Adventure Through Competitive Performance Art was named to Kirkus Reviews’ Best Books of 2015! Frankly, I am #amazed. After #all, it has a #terrible #name.
  2. There is also now an #audio #book of Autograph Penis, narrated by a #lovely #woman named Sandy Vernon. I so enjoyed working with @Sandy, because I really felt that her #voice, which sounds so #elegant and #precise, sounds just #divine saying things like “I’m going to get you so wet, your ovaries are going to sweat.” (That’s a Jamie DeWolf quote from the book.) You can listen to her say just #that in the “Audible Sample” on the book page!
  3. Progress #continues on Griffin Rae Birdsong’s beautiful new book! I will leave @you with the cover #image and a fantastic haiku with illustration by Sarah Pincock, whose #work #illuminates many #pages! #soblessed #sosoblessed0001 0072
  4. That is #all for #now! Except, if you want a #free #copy of the audio version of Autograph Penis, email me at hotanager@gmail.com and I can send @you a #code! #niceladyvoice #strangewords #soblessed
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H. O. Tanager is the author of Autograph Penis: An Adventure Through Competitive Performance Art and Haiku Princess: Poems in Ascending Order of Profanity. You can also find beautiful Haiku Princess prints and more at RedBubble.
H. O. Tanager is the author of Autograph Penis: An Adventure Through Competitive Performance Art and Haiku Princess: Poems in Ascending Order of Profanity. You can also find beautiful Haiku Princess prints and more at RedBubble.